| Place | Name | Time | Raw score | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Zany | 1:31.16 | 1,000 | 164 |
| 2 | bacon | 1:32.93 | 900 | 147 |
| 2 | Thermos | 1:32.93 | 900 | 147 |
| 4 | Waonder | 1:32.94 | 827 | 135 |
| 5 | Cranberry (Gambit Enjoyer) | 1:33.20 | 800 | 131 |
| 6 | Chipboard | 1:33.46 | 777 | 127 |
| 7 | Tilin | 1:33.48 | 756 | 124 |
| 8 | roberto.goldberg.theiii | 1:33.51 | 736 | 120 |
| 9 | ♡ She///Tilted ♡ | 1:33.69 | 718 | 117 |
| 10 | Marty McDye | 1:33.81 | 700 | 114 |
| 10 | TheBurningZeeT | 1:33.81 | 700 | 114 |
| 12 | Entropy159 | 1:33.92 | 669 | 109 |
| 13 | Charlotte | 1:33.99 | 654 | 107 |
| 14 | levinv270 | 1:34.03 | 640 | 105 |
| 15 | Logular | 1:34.16 | 626 | 102 |
| 16 | Creepersrock24Gaming | 1:34.29 | 613 | 100 |
| 17 | TinFoilMkIV | 1:34.63 | 600 | 98 |
| 18 | johnchen40904 | 1:34.96 | 588 | 96 |
| 19 | MasterJedi2014 | 1:35.24 | 576 | 94 |
| 20 | Jam0344 | 1:36.24 | 565 | 92 |
| 21 | Spacefarer | 1:36.42 | 553 | 90 |
| 22 | Songbird | 1:36.59 | 542 | 89 |
| 23 | zombieassaultman | 1:36.88 | 531 | 87 |
| 24 | Yipp | 1:37.36 | 521 | 85 |
| 25 | DasGerippe | 1:37.47 | 511 | 84 |
| 26 | FluffyTheZombii | 1:43.41 | 500 | 82 |
| 27 | Portal Blinx | 1:43.74 | 491 | 80 |
| 28 | 1:44.35 | 481 | 79 | |
| 29 | Puma D. Ace | 1:44.70 | 471 | 77 |
| 30 | A.G.B. | 1:46.04 | 462 | 76 |
| 31 | Don Quixote | 1:48.87 | 453 | 74 |
| 32 | LeFluffySquirrel | 1:52.60 | 444 | 73 |
| 33 | Jacsn | 1:53.37 | 435 | 71 |
| 34 | Tribow | 2:06.57 | 426 | 70 |
| 35 | Bile | 22:22.30 | 417 | 68 |
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